"Surf sucks" on one sleeve, "Run Club" on the other. So subtle it may confuse people who only see one side of you. But you can't please everyone, right?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Appropriate for funerals
• Side-seamed construction
• Can surf in it, unless the surf sucks. then you should be running.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping